when he says its eight inches and he aint lyin
BTS of “The Hobbit” spam (16/100)
this could be me but i playin’
I lie awake all night, thinking about how they died
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”